In a World where the most terrifying Societal Trend is the Willingness of anybody, let alone any significant percentage of the population, to support "the Republican Presidential Nominee" (I was tempted to add here, in parentheses, [He Who Must Not Be Named], but I remembered that's what I call Governor Voldemort of Florida, Rick Scott) in the greatest, most elaborate and internationally critical Reality TV series we have been calling the United States Presidential Election Race, where almost a majority of TV shows, books, and movies are about vampires, werewolves, and wizards, and where after Terrorism, most American's biggest concern is the threat of a "Zombie Apocalypse", who would have thought it would actually come to pass?
They're out there walking the Earth, with outstretched arms grasping their Devices, desecrating sacred places, leaving detritus, annoying people by getting in their way, seemingly oblivious to the World around them except for their singular goal--Pokemon Ones and Zeroes...
