Friday, July 11, 2014

From Sterling Heights To Bath City...The Elusive Wolverine...Black Squirrels, Blue Water, Green Pastures...

Editor's Note:  This piece was posted nearly one month after the events described occurred.  The author,  avalonjeff, is admittedly a world class Procrastinator, however this post was delayed mostly by the fact that the Blog format cannot accommodate long length posts attempted on the iPad.  He was unable to scroll without losing parts of the text, got frustrated, and gave up until arriving back home in Pediddleville, whereupon "other" stumbling blocks occurred.  Yeah, that's it...


Here I am back in Michigan for another three week stint.  It feels different this time.  Even though all the roads and everything are all flat and in straight lines, it feels more rounded- off because all the trees have leafed out and the ambient background is Green rather than White, Dead Brown and Gray. On my first trip out I found it disconcerting to not be able to identify some of the trees.  Now I can say they were probably Elms, Cottonwoods, Butternuts or Willows I was seeing, none of which are plentiful in Pediddleville.  Today the air was full of the Cottonwood's downy seeds flying around like snow.

I know the first time I came out here it was a very spur of the moment thing and just about everything was unexpected--I certainly appreciated my trips up to the Thumb and along Lakes Huron and St. Clair, seeing the wind turbines and the vast openness out there, plus it made it easier and more interesting working the long hours.  So far on this trip I have been stuck in the boring suburbs, even though I am supposedly assigned to the Mount Clemens (Bath City) area covering Port Huron.  I know maybe I should be patient, that the great bonus I seek will come, but right about now, sitting in my truck on hold with a call center for forty-five minutes listening to drivel hold music as cars zoom by at a busy intersection, I feel the urge in a dire way.  I did get in to Detroit for one job this past Sunday.  It was at a house that sat, along with three others, right next to a giant abandoned factory complex that took up an entire three block area.  Two garage doors were gone from the side of the building, and I could see daylight all the way through to the other side.  Just inside the doors was a pit which contained the burned-out hull of a twenty foot speed boat.  It must have been quite a scene at one time.  This neighborhood was quiet--dead quiet.  The house I was going to had a threatening, paranoid sign on the front door saying not to knock, so I just left a note saying that the occupants needed a different utility to do the work requested, took a few pictures of the factory, and drove off taking in all the urban decay.  I didn't feel in danger because there was nobody at all around.  The bright side was that it was so different from the suburbs.


I knew right away when I got up to the Thumb back in March that I would love to see this place in the Summer, and here I am, but so far I've been cramped in the busy boring suburbs north of Detroit, only up as far as Twenty Three Mile Road.  It's like if you took the Boston Post Road in Milford, CT, straightened out about twenty three miles of it, then lined up fifteen of those all next to each other. Every National chain store and restaurant you can imagine is here, over and over again.  I am very goat-like when it comes to Consumerism, and I can't seem to wrap my mind around this place.  Just a couple of days ago I came to the realization that if you are at a four-way intersection, there will be a CVS/pharmacy at one of the corners, always.  Often there is also a Walgreens and a Rite Aid.  I'd almost guess this is a state law mandating "corner drugstores".

I felt pretty disappointed about all this, but still it beats working right in Detroit, I guess, where there is always the possibility of danger.  I had become enchanted with the rural parts of Michigan I saw in the Winter, and in coming back here I wanted more.  When I got back home from Michigan at the beginning of April I was very inspired to get back working on a couple of projects I had left behind, but things didn't pan out.  Scheduling conflicts, technical difficulties, and a serious battle with the 'ol Creatism Disease all dogged me.  I was completely bored and frustrated with work back home,
motivationally challenged, and all the money I made in Michigan was quickly depleted.  About all I remember from that time between trips to Michigan was a slow, slow change to warm weather, lots of hectic running around, disinterest in work, a lot of Championship level Procrastination, and the dumb, blanket rule of Pediddleville Law.  I was watching the Fargo mini-series on TV.  The long shots of cars driving on long, flat roads in the middle of a desolate winter in Minnesota reminded me of what it was like for me back in March, up in the Thumb.

The turning point came when I tried to dispatch and could not.  I contacted my dispatcher and she said she'd have to "open me up", and Boom! I was now in the 810 area code!  I got to Allentown, a depressed-looking little village surrounded by flat, open farmlands, and to Port Huron, St. Clair, and  East China along the blue, blue St. Clair River, right across from Ontario.  Now I was happy.   Seeing these places in the summer that I had seen only in Winter was a rush.  Some roads I had travelled before, others not.  I was driving along in the farmlands one afternoon and I saw a dead animal on the roadside.  Something about it seemed strange, and I thought it was probably just a cat, but something made me turn around and take a look at it. This animal had light colored fur with orange-y stripes.   It was definitely not a cat, definitely not a raccoon.  It had vicious -looking teeth very much resembling those of a Wolverine.  Canine-looking, but snaggly and sharp, these teeth were dangerous.  I think this animal is in the same family as Weasels and Wolverines, but I can't seem to find it online to identify it.  Later that day I was talking to an old-timer while fixing his line and I mentioned it to him. He said it would be a very rare thing if it was in fact a Wolverine.  The coloring of this animal is wrong for a Wolverine also, but the shape of the face and what I could make out of the body, and those teeth!  I need to find out what it is.  I'm going with Wolverine till I know better, but since then I have seen two more of them dead by the road, so the likelihood that they are Wolverines is low.  Even still,  I'll be on the watch for a live one.


Earlier in the day I worked on a line for an old widow who had a nice little property tucked away
among the flatness, not far from the  power transmission lines that seem to run off to Infinity.  This
was obviously the highlight of her day, and she watched me as I worked and chatted, mostly asking me about what I was doing.  She wasn't really aware that she had a problem with her line- the neighbor who watches out for her had called in the trouble ticket.  As we chatted she mentioned that her husband had had a phone line out in the large garage in her back yard, and that he used it when he used to go out there to "watch TV".  I said I should check that line, since disuse and corrosion could be her problem, but I was really interested in what was in that garage.  Keep in mind this area is just outside of Metro Detroit, though it is rural.  Sure as shit, there was a Model T, an old, old Cadillac, and a red 1980 Pinto, all under covers in mint condition!  It's a good bet that her husband had worked for Ford. This is the kind of stuff you'll see here if you look!  Now I was starting to have fun.

I finished work and I had some gear to pick up out by the telephone pole.  I drove my truck out there and noticed a stalk of asparagus growing there in the long grass.  It looked good, and my plan was to harvest it and munch on it raw, but the lady walked out to the road to chat some more.  It seemed like she had read my mind and wanted to keep her asparagus, but she was probably just lonely.  I left the asparagus, waved goodbye to her several times and drove off to the crossbox to sign off.  Over at the crossbox I finally took the opportunity to blow up my  Swedish Bagpipes and play for a little bit. The pipes were the one thing I was able to accomplish when I had been home.  Their completion had been stalled due to my first trip to Michigan, and after I got home I was able to turn a functional, but not quite accurate chanter.  At least now I could play them and see what they were like.  It has been a goal of mine to play these and get acquainted with them while I'm here, but stuck mostly in the suburbs I feel inhibited.  No, it has to be out in the rural areas.

Another job I had had a surreal feel to it.  I was at an unmanned facility of some sort belonging to the Town of St. Clair replacing a temporary feed left over from the Winter.  It was in the middle of nowhere down a dirt road.  There was a locked chain across the driveway, so I had to walk in about a quarter mile just as I felt the urge to poop.  When I got in there, lo and behold, there was a Port-O-Potty! Walking in, I had noticed the odor of a dead animal.  I saw something laying in the field, thought it was a deer, but then it turned out to be a cardboard box.  As I did the work I had to pull the old wire off the ground in the field. I saw that the field had been a large puddle for some time, and it had recently dried up.  In all the last depressions at the bottom of the puddle there were the dead bodies of thousands of polliwogs- which were what I had been smelling.  Then I noticed thousands of tiny baby toads hopping on the ground as I neared. They were about the size of a pea, and there were so many of them that I had to be careful not to step on them.  These were the winners in the race against Time.

Between jobs I travelled along the road that goes along the St. Clair River, which is the outlet from Lake Huron.  Across the River is Ontario.  The water of the River, like the Lake, is incredibly Blue.  I believe this is because there is a light colored clay bottom, the water is clean and clear, and it's not all clogged with algae and organic debris.  Beautiful.  I had a Divinely located job at a the Culinary Institute of Michigan, right at the Nexus where Lake Huron turns into the river, and the bridge that goes from Port Huron to Canada.


The furthest up the Thumb that I've gotten so far is to the town of Peck, where I saw a buffalo farm.  I bumped into Raynard, one of my Connecticut co-workers at the tiny central office in the
town.  I was practically giddy as we talked about how much we liked it up there-- and it was beginning to seem like we would see more of this--and we were very hopeful.  I said I almost felt guilty because some of the guys work right in Detroit every day.  They are not seeing God's Country, they are seeing dilapidated houses, crack sales, prostitutes, horrendous roads, and overgrown neighborhoods on their way back to Nature.  I left Raynard and went on to my next job, at a house right on Lake Huron. It had a private beach and the people who lived there were not home.  Of course, I went down the stairway to the beach and enjoyed it for a while.  I collected some beach stones and gazed at the massive beauty of the giant Blue Lake.  Of course, I pulled out the Swedish Bagpipes and had a little jam session with the Lake.  Now I almost feel like I might have been gloating at how great time I was having doing my job.  Heading South I did one more job in Marine City,  again Divinely placed right near the River.  I completed my work, then took a stroll through the nice riverside park for a while.  People were fishing in the river, walking around with ice cream cones, and enjoying the nice early evening.  I may have realized at that point that when I was working in these rural areas I seemed to have near mystical experiences--everything in slow motion, seeing every detail, feeling free--and that that, was that.  True enough.  The whole rest of my time in Michigan had an entirely different flavor...







Monday, May 12, 2014

So...

As a radio programmer I thought I'd stick up for my fellow radio people and talk about a trend I'm sure you've noticed if you listen to Public Radio.  Doing interviews is not my forte, but I respect those that do, and it's a Tribal thing to defend them.  Defend them? Against what?  Interviewees being sarcastic?  Evasive?  Just what, exactly?

The word "So".  How so?  You've heard it, more and more, as more and more interviewees hear it, and then emulate it when they get their chance to be on the radio talking about the subject on which they are experts.  I find it very annoying, and it colors my attitude toward the person speaking, no matter what the subject matter, or my level of agreement with what is being said, so much so that I thought I'd examine this trend.

It goes something like this:

Interviewer:  "What led up to this new initiative?"
Interviewee:  " So, there was a need for blah blah blah..."

In the past, the interviewee would begin with "Well... " or "Good question..."  or " It's like this...", all of which are similar to "So...", but why has "So..." gotten so overused lately?  It really seems to be a trend in radio interviews.  Not to pick on NPR, but I believe this originated there.  I don't really notice it much on TV, so it's perplexing where this is coming from.  I think I know.  I think it comes from Scientists, Doctors, and Academics.  NPR has a higher concentration of these types of interviewees than most other mainstream media, and it goes without saying, Fox.

I won't blame the Scientists, Doctors, and Academics for this, because these people are generally highly educated, and are used to giving lectures, dissertations, and such, and using the word "So" is just a technique used to denote continuation of a thought or process to the listeners.  These people started the trend inadvertently simply due to their Natures...

No, it is the trend followers that are guilty.  After hearing it said a number of times, it starts to become protocol, spurred on by the infiltration of EGO.  See, the Scientists, Doctors, and Academics do it because they fall into what I'll call "lecture mode", where they are asked a question, and not being used to that type of interruption, then continue on with their train of thought by using the word "So".  It's the trend followers who hear this and adopt the practice.  Why?  I think it's Ego.  The person is awfully impressed with themselves for being invited to talk on the radio about their area of expertise, and use "So" as the first word of their answers--( and particularly annoying when they use it for their very FIRST answer) because of their ego.  Starting the answer with "So" negates the presence of the question, even of the interviewer.  At this point "so" translates to something like "So, I'm just going to continue on saying what I was going to say anyway, but for the interruption from this radio person".

I may be wrong on this for some, but I'm sure I'm dead on for many, and the trend self-perpetuates.  If I was an interviewer on one of these radio shows I would maybe stand up for myself, and for the sake of my listeners and stipulate, pre-interview, that the interviewee NOT begin any answers with "So", maybe even rig up a wrong answer buzzer in case they do.   I know that if I worked as a sound editor at an NPR station, I would be tempted to edit out the "So"s.  It would be easy enough since they are at the beginning of the answers, and are most often followed by an equally annoying pause...but nah!  Let 'em make asses of themselves.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

The Wind Turbines Of Your Mind...Blowin' Through The Jasmine In My Mind...Cruising The Thumb On The Weekend...And A Post-Script From Pediddleville......

After another week working in the Northern suburbs of Detroit, this past weekend, like the weekend before, was spent way up North in The Thumb.  My goal was to make it to Bad Axe...I knew right away when no job came up on my iPad, that I was headed North, but when I got the call I chuckled when my dispatcher said "Bad Axe". I told her that my goal that day was to go there, and she was glad to help me fulfill it.  I just liked the name of it.  It sounded like a harsh place that builds character.  Apparently some old, broken axe was found by early settlers.  The article I read about it didn't specify if it was a Viking axe or not, but there have been many findings of Viking artifacts all through Michigan.  Funny that areas that were explored by Vikings would later be settled by their descendants, without being aware of it.  Here, and even moreso in Minnesota and the Dakotas, there is a lot of Scandinavian blood. There is even some speculation that a lot of Algonquin words have been derived from Nordic words, just as in some other areas the Native American  languages seem to have been influenced by Old Gaelic. In Fourteen Hundred And Ninety Two Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue.

Bad Axe has a cool old movie theater, a converted Knights Of Columbus Hall, a music store that was once a bowling alley, and some fascinating antique Telco plant.  Next I went back South to Ubly, which has made it to my list of my favorite places, because it's so freaking rural, because it has a drag strip, and because the wind turbines that I now believe to number in the hundreds are all over the place.  I drove East from Ubly towards Lake Huron and I kept seeing them and seeing them for miles and miles. This is a case where Mankind has actually improved the look of a place. I just couldn't stop looking at them, with their slow, neverending turning, reigning over the land like the Gods of the trees. I have noticed that when the sun is out the light is extremely bright, white light, definitely brighter than I know of the sun in Connecticut.  I wonder if this is because the penninsula is surrounded by giant bodies of water, and maybe the reflection off the water and the snow on the ground magnifies the brightness. It must be gorgeous in the Summer. I only know the upper Thumb of Michigan in the last stages of a tenacious Winter, but the wind turbines are mesmerizing to see, always turning, a great army of goodness, common sense, and beauty...

On Sunday I was on a mission to see the Petroglyphs.  My GPS guidance system showed a route to my job in Ubly, but if I stopped and reprogrammed it here and there, I could go right by the Petroglyphs.  I made it there, and it was closed, so I moved on.  It was a clear bright white and cold day driving through the wide open flat farmland. Open skies, old collapsed barns and houses sporadically placed along the long straight lines of the roads were all I could see for miles, then the wind turbines started to become visible in the distance.  I had gotten very enchanted with the solitude out there alone in the middle of nowhere, or along the shoreline of the huge Lake.  I had completely stopped watching TV in my hotel room.  Silence and stillness permeated my being, even if I had the radio on in the van eighty-five miles out Van Dyke.  Moving along toward the job I was there to do,  I had the Detroit NPR station on the radio, and just as it fuzzed out with interference from another station, I got a chill through the van around my legs, making me think the heater had died. The song that I tuned in that was reaching from the adjacent frequency was "Summer Breeze", by Seals and Crofts.  At first I thought this was some real Cozmick Dada, but it may well have been some foreshadowing.



Two weeks later, back in Pediddleville:

Tonight I finally sat down to finish this thing, this account of where I have been.  I've been drinking three Michigan-made IPAs and trying to settle down and into the old Pediddleville mentality, out of necessity...

"Said the straight man to the late man, 'Where have you been?'  'I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.'  I talk to the Wind.  My words are all carried away.  I talk to the Wind.  The Wind does not hear.  The Wind cannot hear."*

My Life has been a rapidly changing Flux since returning from the Thumb.  I had almost felt like I could go Native over there.  It has been a tough re-acclimation.  Nothing bad specifically; it's just not quiet here.  It's just not wide open.  I did want to get home because I missed my family and friends, and two or three projects I was working on, but the motivation eludes me.  That's Pediddleville.

A recounting of the return trip home needs to be the bookend here.  The last week of work in Michigan again was mostly in the busy suburbs of Detroit, places like Sterling Heights, Macomb, Shelby Township, and a few trips late in the days as far out as Thirty Mile Road and Port Huron.  We were set to head homeward on the last Saturday, but were required to work half a day before taking off for a hotel just East of Cleveland.  Right off the bat we all dispatched on jobs back in Connecticut!  It took two and a half hours to straighten that out, and of course in keeping with the trend, the job I got was in Fort Gratiot, an hour away up North near Lake Huron.  It was truly time to get out of Dodge, and when I finally gave up on fixing the trouble I was working on, I turned away in disgust, broke through the crusty roadside snow, and fell flat on my belly in a ditch.  Now I had about a six hour drive ahead of me. With pants splattered with clay, I swung by Huron one last time for a few more photos of the now almost clear lake--small icebergs had been seen the day before floating downstream from the lake through the St. Clair River--found a diner for a quick lunch, and started driving South.  The Winter, it seems, did not want to release us.  After I rounded the bend at Toledo, I was now driving in a snowstorm.  It was extremely slippery, greasy driving.  I caught up with a small group of my fellow travellers and we all cautiously drove for hours it it.  Cars were spinning out off the highway all over the place.  The wind was whipping across the road, at times, and I had to keep both hands on the wheel at all times to not lose control.  This was not good for me, since I had developed a muscle spasm in my left shoulder.  It was agony not being able to drop the arm to rest it, not being able to stop for fear of getting stuck, and holding in a bladder full of piss.  When we got to the hotel there was talk of going to a nearby restaurant.  I thought about it, but I needed a shower to wash away the nervous stink of the day's ordeal.  I chugged two IPAs in the shower, got dressed and walked outside to see if anybody was around.  I didn't see the restaurant they were talking about, plus I was exhausted.  With sleet pelting my eyeballs I walked over to the gas station, bought two twenty four ounce Yeunglings and went back to my room.

Somehow I woke up at 4AM.  I made some coffee and wrote the first two paragraphs of this post.   It didn't look bad outside.  The snow had stopped.  Most of the guys planned to shove off by six.  I cleaned off the van and got on the road at about six-thirty.  Just about the time I realized that my muscle spasm was coming back I also realized that it was snowing again--hard!  It was the same as the day before, slippery, nerve wracking, and many accidents.  After an hour and a half or so, the snow changed to heavy rain, but it was little comfort.  The wind kept my shoulder in agony and the road ahead was long.   Somewhere halfway through Pennsylvania I thought I'd better see if I needed gas and think about stopping for lunch.  Sure enough, the gas gauge told me I should stop.  The flashing "Service Engine Soon" light also told me I should stop.  I got off the next exit, got gas, checked the oil, added three quarts, crossed my fingers, and drove off to find lunch.  The van had been a trooper for the whole trip, and the idea of breaking down at this point was not welcome.  I had a tense lunch at a diner and started off again, figuring I really had no choice but to try to get as far as I could.  When it was idling, moving slowly, or accelerating, it was running really rough, but highway speeds were okay, which was a very lucky thing.  Damn the torpedoes!  I didn't have a problem other than the anxiety of not knowing if I'd make it until I finally hit The Metal Muncher (I-95 in Stamford, Connecticut) when I had to slow down for a traffic jam.  Please don't let it die here! Please don't let it die here!  I ended up making it all the way to Old Saybrook.   My wife picked me up in the parking lot.  I left a note in the office for X-Ray Man apologizing for killing his van, unloaded, and went home.  The next two days were hard after this two-day white knuckle ride.  I had not felt this much nervous exhaustion since the big storm clean-ups from a few years back. 

After a week, the company sent twenty more technicians back out to Michigan, including my Brother-In-Law.  I felt bad that I may have misled him and maybe others how great it would be for them, since the protections the company had had against us getting into dangerous areas of Detroit went straight out the window for these guys.  They are right in The Shit.

What did I learn on this excursion?

1.  Michigan has over one hundred and twenty craft breweries and brewpubs.  I did a fair amount of          sampling of these beers, mostly IPA's.  Most enjoyable.

2.  I like Solitude, and when I get out there by myself out in a wide open world, it beckons me.

3.  Even though everything is flat and in straight lines, there are reasons people consent to live there.

4.  People who oppose wind farms are assholes.



*Quote from King Crimson's "I Talk To The Wind" lyrics by Peter Sinfield.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Heart Of The Thumb...Ubly Windmills And Lake Huron...Big Two-Storied Mausoleum...

On Saturday I got dispatched to a repair job.  When I looked at the job, I thought "UBLY" was an erroneous bit of telephone jargon, not a town, so I found an address in nearby Roseville and programmed my GPS Maps for that.  When I  arrived at the address I soon found out it was wrong.  This Siri-assisted driving is a Godsend in this unfamiliar locale, except in this case.  Looking again, I found out that Ubly was indeed a town seventy five miles North off Van Dyke, just south of the town of Bad Axe.  I'd already blown an hour on the wrong address, now I had nearly a two hour drive ahead of me.  Driving North it eventually became very rural.  I went through a town called Marlette that had put up a sign saying they were "The Heart Of The Thumb".  I saw many old collapsed barns, and many working farms, the land still being very flat and very wide open and smattered with remaining snow and ice.  It was a beautiful day, partly cloudy, but very bright with a big sky.  Stunningly beautiful desolation...

As I approached Ubly I saw a few swampy areas and adjoining fields that were wild, not turned into pastures or cornfields, and I got a sense of what the untouched land would be like, sort of a semi-prairie, I guess.  Then I noticed the wind turbines. At first I saw maybe five off in the distance, but as I entered Ubly I realized there was a whole wind farm there, spreading out for miles.  I was starting to be enchanted by this place.  It was not quite as flat anymore, sort of low, rolling hills here and there.  The roads and properties were all still in square grids, but I began to understand why people would live  here.  The ancient wind, and the people who understand it; a Timelessness I could feel.

And they have a drag-racing strip!  The people have to have something to do on a Saturday, and this is the ideal terrain.  I got to the prem, opened up the box, and within a minute I had the trouble fixed. I went inside and had coffee with the customer, a nice lady, retired teacher.  We talked about how bad Education is these days, and about how bad service is at my company--same stuff I hear back home.  I asked her about the wind turbines, and she told me a route to take to get some good photos of them, which would also take me by some Native American petroglyphs I had seen signs for.  The park was closed, snowed in, so I missed the petroglyphs, but I did see a couple of Amish men driving horse carriages down the road.  Here basically was a well-paid sight-seeing tour.  I didn't even need the GPS to get back to the hotel, just meet up with Van Dyke and drive seventy five miles.



Sunday I hit another fairly rural town called Croswell, well North of Port Huron. The people were not home.  I learned from my contact person that they were at Church.  They had statuettes of Jesus and Mary in the yard, also twin black-faced lawn jockeys.  A place of stark contrasts.  Next I went to nearby Lexington, which took me to the shore of Lake Huron.  Amazingly vast.  I had seen Lake Ontario years ago during the summer, but to see giant Huron iced over was thrilling.  This lake was not placid like iced-covered Lake St. Clair.  Even with the cover I could sense the peril of Huron, a fresh water ocean.  The frozen dunes around the lake were a wind-blown composite of snow and fine beach sand like you'd see on a sea coast.  Another day of easy work, sightseeing, and getting paid good money honestly.



I hope this weekend I get sent to the outer limits again.  Back in the usual coverage area during this past week it's just a lot of commercial hustle-bustle and fairly ugly residential areas.  Every chain store you can imagine is here, over and over.  I have never seen so many Wal-Marts in my life!  Two miles South of my hotel on VanDyke there is a Wal-Mart, and a half a mile North is another one.  Two Wal-Marts within three miles of each other, on the same road!  What is refreshing is that while there are Dunkin Donuts here and there, they are not so numerous, not like in Connecticut where you  literally cannot spit without hitting one. Really the only interesting place I saw this past week was a humongous Catholic cemetery.  I've never seen anything like this in my life. In Connecticut I've seen cemeteries that may have a little office in the maintenance shed, with a phone/fax machine or a DSL hook-up, but this place actually had a big professional office building with executives and clerical staff and a receptionist.  A staff person got in a pickup truck and had me follow him to my job location, about a half mile past countless headstones still covered with Christmas Grave wreaths and snow to the Crypt,  It was a large building of polished marble  and great bronze statues of the usual cast of characters housing the cremated remains of thousands of people in marble and brass drawers.  I was there to repair the emergency telephone line-- for the elevator to the second floor!

Today my goal is to make it to Bad Axe, fingers crossed.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Michigan Seems Like A Dream To Me Now...Greetings, From The First Thumb Knuckle Of The Mitten...

Thursday, March 13th
I've always thought of Michigan as a snowy place, and yesterday's introduction to working in this place was a trial by Fire,...well, Snow.  I don't know if it happened, but some of the Locals were hoping they'd get a lot so they could break a snowfall inches record from the 1800's.  The rest of the Locals were just plain sick of this Winter.  Boy, do we have some pot-holes here.  Thankfully, I don't think X-Ray Man will be upset if I wreck his van.  The old bucket of bolts has been a trooper so far.  I've been in the Detroit suburbs of Warren and Sterling Heights, which inexplicably is very flat, and got up North a bit to Clinton Township, where I hit some roads that were unplowed.  The van was resolute and merciful to me by not getting stuck at all.

The local Weatherman just said the total yearly snowfall is now at 90.7 inches, not over that record.  If we have another snowstorm, they will have a shot at the record again, and it will truly be a freak winter.  Yesterday the only task was not having an accident or getting stuck.  Today will be clear, and COLD.  The sight-seeing day.

Friday, March 14th
Today was a pretty decent day.  I felt physically good, well rested, and it was a comfortable weather day.  The jobs I did were relatively easy. Some of my goals while here are starting to formulate.  I haven't yet seen Lake St Clair, or any lakes for that matter.  This place terrifies me in a way.  Not that I am hating it, but I am used to New England driving.  I miss driving by rivers, up hills, eating lunch at the beach.  Here in the Detroit suburbs I work a lot in a place called Sterling Heights.  I've looked and I don't see anything remotely resembling "Heights" that isn't Man-made.  This place is FLAT! and all laid out in grids based on all these roads that are exactly one mile apart running East to West parallel to each other.  So orderly a plan, it just seems wrong to continue it out into the suburbs from the city, and it continues even way out into the rural areas.  I just don't look at Life at right angles, I guess.  The story goes that New England roads were laid out by cows, and I think I prefer the good job they did.

Another goal I have is to take some pictures, and so far all I've seen is a bunch of busy roads, strip malls, industrial areas and giant factories, and a little bit of residential Suburbia and Rural.  All of the newer-constructed houses out there are wildly incongruous with the surroundings.  They look like something you'd see in Spain or Italy.  There are a few old barns and farmhouses and small one-story brick houses, often obscured by a new McMansion/Villa house, and they're all laid out in that ninety degree Expanse. I really haven't seen much of anything interesting to shoot.  Did I mention how flat it is here?  I noticed that the local Tax Return Services employ people to go out by the road and dress up like the Statue of Liberty with a sign advertising their service.  I have seen this before in Connecticut, but the two guys I have seen doing it here are goofing on it big time.  One of them wears a red ski mask, and stands out in front of the Wal-Mart on VanDyke, and the other one is further North on VanDyke..  This guy has some kind of green foam mask matching the color of the Oxidized Copper Green of the costume, making him look like some mutated Gumby.  It is my goal to get good pictures of these two.  It's hard with the traffic.  I pulled into a gas station across six lanes of Van Dyke and snuck behind  the van and tried to surreptitiously get some shots of the ski mask guy, but I think I was too far away.  I 'm  going to keep trying. It's got to be documented!  I will be on this Quest!


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Port Huron Statement...Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing...Old Chub...

Another day on the road. Just as I was about to turn onto the entry for 80West at about 8:45 AM, I hit random play on the iPod and up came "Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing" by Stevie Wonder.  That is one of those songs that you hear later in Life at some point and it just bowls you over, how fucking awesome it is, and you had never realized it till then.  This happened to me some years ago now, but I still feel it today.  Fitting also that it began my journey to Detroit, since Stevie was from there putting out his records on the Tamla Motown Label!

Saw the divide between the Great Lakes and the Mississippi watersheds, or rather, saw the sign indicating it.  Saw a lot of terrifyingly flat land through Ohio.  Everything about everything there was about agriculture, and I wondered how much of it was Devil-dealt by Monsanto.  When I drove past Toledo on the Highway, I hit the Westernmost point I've ever been to in this Country.  Got on 280 North, then 75, and that's when the sights started to change and the road began to remind me of "The Metal Muncher" back home. (I once was on Jury Duty in New Haven and heard a State Trooper say how he and his cohorts at the barracks call that section of I95 between New Haven and Stamford "The Metal Muncher" because of all the accidents.) Not being a smart phone user, and unable to look at my iPad as I got into the heavy Detroit traffic, I overshot my exit for Warren, Michigan, where I am now, by a long way....

I had gotten off an exit to get my bearings, and couldn't.  I didn't know where the Hell I was.  Everything out here is Gigantic.  Kept looking East to see if I could see a Great Lake, but they were obscured by giant auto plants apparently.  I asked a guy in a parking lot-suppose I should have found out exactly where I was, because he told me continue North, and there would be signs for Warren, but what he really meant, maybe without knowing it, was that I should've gone South, and that there would 'nt be signs!  So I went North a good half hour, thinking that this area was so huge I'd find it eventually.  At last I stopped at a rest area and got straightened out by some locals with a smart phone, headed back South to find I696, where I needed to be-the exit for Port Huron.

Arriving late, but not last, of our twenty van force, to the hotel, within a minute of entering the lobby there was a beer in my hand.  Checked in, threw my bags in my room and off I went with a couple of my co-workers. There is an Irish pub called Malone's across Van Dyke.  I had two pints of  Old Chub Scotch Ale that did me right, and I can normally handle much more. Good, strong beer after the long haul was life-affirming.

Somehow I woke up early.  Today we go to work . Yet another Winter storm should arrive today, if you can believe it, on March 12th, so today will assuredly be an adventure-what I signed up for...

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Er-lie In The Marnin'

Leaving Old Saybrook, the banjo song on my radio station was "Er-lie in the marnin'" then "I'm Only Sleeping" by the Beatles.  Fitting send-off in an unfamiliar vehicle starting on a long days journey into the only slightly unknown.  Got to the office ready to go with the truck I usually drive, only to find out it was unregistered, not a good thing for interstate travel.  Had to borrow X-ray Man's truck.  Now everything about my trip will be unfamiliar.  Typical corporate Snafu, always trying to push the envelope on the Regulations.  I am on the way to Detroit, Michigan to work, a lot, and find a small temporary fortune...

Spent a lot of time on the highway in Pennsylvania, mostly West 80.  I can say this: they do not clean up their roadkill here.  Also saw a million or so blue plastic bags strewn on the roadside. But pretty country!  Even in that end-of-winter dreary state it's in now.  Saw people riding in a horse-drawn sleigh off in a field that had some snow left.  I am with a convoy of seven telephone service vans heading for a long haul of relief work in the Motor City. Tomorrow's trek will bring us back into snow and eight degree weather, I hear.

Destination, the mythical City of Detroit. Lions! And Tigers! And Fords! Oh My! Lake Huron and Lake St. Claire. Motown.  Poverty and abandoned neighborhoods.

For dinner went to Pizza Hut for bad pizza and life-affirming beer, and Hot Damn!, this is Pennsylvannia, and the fucking Pizza Hut has Yuengling!

Took a shower and I'm watching Sir Paul on TV.  Na Na Na Na Na Na nah...